Just Who Are You Fucking Clowns?
The Porn Clown Posse is a group of performers, fun lovers, meeting facilitators and pranksters who all share a common love of combining eroticism with clowning.
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The Porn Clown Posse pokes culture in the eye with a rubber chicken. Beware: Clown crossing.
Innocence will be embraced and perverted, felt-up, rubbed-down, shaved, spanked, tweaked, violated with grease paint and left to drip-dry. Witnesses and victims agree, Porn Clowns at once repel and attract, which creates a dizzy sensation and leaves a “funny” taste in the mouth.
The Porn Clown Posse has fucked balloon phalluses on stage. They’ve peddled
Klown Krap as diaper-clad Scat Baby Porn Clowns. They bought a Santa as their slave and gangbanged her as performance.
What Exactly Is A Porn Clown?
Family: Clown (fossori)
Genus : Naughty Clown (malumus-fossori)
Species : Porn Klown (maligo-are-sexus-fossori)
Fuck You Clown!
Do You Guys Exploit Clowns?
I should say not. Some clowns may have you believe that we are exploiters of innocent clowns. Nothing could be farther from the truth. We believe that klown-kind has a god given right to have sex lives! So long as it’s with other consenting adults and animals <:o)
If by chance you see us beating the tar heals out of someone it’s because they came up to one of us and asked, “Mr. Clown, would you please be so kind as to beat me senseless with your rubber chicken.”
I’ve Seen That Ouchy Guy Before,
Is He Your Leader?
Snort, chuckle chuckle chuckle.
That’s a good one.
Ouchy is a founding member of the Porn Clown Posse, however there is no real leader among us. We’re all just a bunch of Fucking Klowns, if you catch my drift <;o)
What’s the deal with this whole Santa vs. Klowns Thing?
Santa’s and Klowns have been fighting for so long that neither faction even remebers what the original fatwa was all about.
Let it be said, that on Sunday, December 15, 2002, in the township of San Francisco, Klowns and Santas laid down their arms, exchanged peace offerings, drank some holiday cheer, sang each others praises, and made a pact with one another, “That one day all of Klown-Kind and Santadom will one day all hold hands in a world free of THAT EVIL BUNNY SCOURGE.”
Together, Santas and Klowns will
KICK SOME MAJOR BUNNY ASS!!!
Why do you sometimes spell clown as “Klown”?