Recommended by Knot, no doubt a reeeeel good read

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“I’m a clown who likes a 10-12 oz. nip at the spirits every now and again, before each performance, or when I’m alone. I can say that this flask is perfect for me. My other flasks were always getting lost in my comically oversized pants pockets amidst the confetti, balloon animals, and ropes of colored [...]

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Wow, things are sure different when you’re not on google.  Just noticed that bing.com has way different results – looks like the posse has been busy producing thousands of prime time porn vids.    … Should we thank the academy – wtf?  

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If you can tap this pie the bestes:   We’ll give you 10,000 smackeroos! Lemme guess … the question on your mind is “What kind of pie do I need to tap?” … heh … THE ANSWER! It is a Martha Stewart banana cream pie: All-purpose flour, for dusting 1/2 recipe Pate Brisee 1 large whole [...]

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The picnic was off the hook, people were groovin, but still he seemed distracted …   Some of the other world leaders had ridiculed him about not having a klown name yet, but he knew that they didn’t have a ticket to Burning Man, and would not be riding on the Slug this year, so [...]

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Yeah it’s on.  Or off.  … Or eh, missin, the K that is.   We are now the Porn *lown Posse.  Ahem, I know, you’re probably thinking wtf are they talkin about?  We’re talkin about the K, plain and simple. We tried to save the K, but it was like trying to fight off a [...]

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  We parked the GAKB at the spot, and helped the saucy and sassy find the little man in the boat … PCP and strippurs, zombies, and the seven seas of latex  … so more news on Masquerotica sOOOniche  … oh yeah, and some pikchaws too.

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Grease Mask Klowns Riding Pornicorns ~ to the limit ~ Saturday October 22, 2011 8pm-4am @ San Francisco Concourse Exhibition Center 635 8th St. @ Brannan / SF 94103    

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When Rachel Rabbit White met Froghole … “Maybe 6-7 years ago, I saw a Porn Klown called Achtung! Then I saw a performance by the Porn Clown Posse. They were playing with needles while the audience played strip bingo. It resonated with me. They were wrong and silly and doing whatever they could think of.” [...]

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Fuck shit stack.  We’re looking at our clocks (all of them, even the broke ass ones, even the one with the Rolodex numbers flipping over fast, I mean, REALLY FAST!) … and weer wonderin what happened to the documentary director – he contacted us a while back askin bout “clowns” … so we had him [...]

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