The Porn Clown Posse is calling the filthiest cars in the greater Bay Area!
The world's dirtiest clowns want something very bad.
We want to go to New York City to make history with one hysterical squid and four decapitated dogs.
We want to demonstrate our polka-dotted politics in front of this country's most meaningful monuments.
Yes, the Porn Clown Posse endeavors EAST.
And while our group tends to prefer being soiled as a rule, we think CLEAN = CA$H.
Thus, in an act of sheer bravery, we, the Porn Clown Posse, seek to clean all filth from your chassis and tin in exchange for American Currency. This is not one of those swap, barter, trade, hippie-love, community free-for-all events. It's a goddamned carwash. Pep squads do it, boosters do it, disenfranchised communities of all sorts raise untold dollars toward causes much less than ours! And we want your dough!
We remain dirty, while your automobile gets clean, clean, clean!
It must be seen to be believed!
There will be actual water and sponges, dare we say, chamois!
Win valuable prizes just for driving through!
And for a little extra, specialty services offered...YOU photographed with the Porn Clown Posse! Drive around the block with your very own backseat driver clown! Make out with a Porn Clown in the privacy of your own car! Try our special "windows down" wash! Stain your seats with greasepaint! Barely escape with your dignity!
Prices are subjective, tips are insisted upon. Cash only, please.
Come on down and get clean.
THIS SUNDAY, March 2
1p to 4p
KLOWN KARWASH
25 Mclea Court @9th Street (between Bryant and Harrison)
San Francisco
Turn Right onto McLea Court off of 9th St. b/w Bryant and Harrison (in theSOMA). 1 block from the SF Trader Joe's: