Santas and Klowns Unite and Find a Common Goal.
This year, at Naughty Santa's Black Market, events took place that will be remembered for generations as the day Klown-Kind and Santadom finally made peace with one another.
It all started with what was advertised to be the great and final battle between these two warring factions. Santas and Klowns have been fighting each other for so long that neither faction even remembers what the original fatwa was all about.
Klowns and Santa's put forth their greatest gladiator representatives into the ring for the ultimate Klown vs. Santa Smackdown. Representing Santa was Santa Nice. Flambeaux the Klown represented for the Klowns.
What took place was 10 minutes of mass destruction and carnage. A grand fight in the tradition of Hulk Hogan and Rowdy Roddy Pipper. Body's were slammed, drivers were piled, grease paint and egg nog splattered faces of those who bared witness. Near the end of the fight, both warriors were on the mat at the threshold of collapse.
Santa put up a great and noble battle. His performance in the ring brought a justly due respect from all Klowns in attendance that night.
But alas, Flambeaux had just a hair more stamina and was able to crawl over to Santa and complete the final pin down.
But then something very special happened.
Amidst the victory celabrations little girl Santa stepped out of the crowd and presented the klowns a Christmas gift. That gift was the most beautiful velvet klown picture any klown has ever laid eyes upon. But it was more than just a picture.
It was the gift of peace.
All the klowns hearts grew 5 sizes that day. For it was the nobal heart of Santa Nice, and the selfless loving act of that little Santa, which showed the clowns the true spirit of Christmas.
Let it be said, that on Sunday, December 15, 2002, in the township of San Francisco, Klowns and Santas laid down their arms, exchanged peace offerings, drank some holiday cheer, sang each others praises, and made a pact with one another, "That one day all of Klown-Kind and Santadom will one day all hold hands in a world free of THAT EVIL BUNNY SCOURGE."
Together, Santas and Klowns will
KICK SOME MAJOR BUNNY ASS!!!
Silke Tudor's Night Crawler column makes mention of the Santa Klown truce:
Pictures of the Porn Clown Posse at Santa's Black Market by Santa Squid.