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At the San Francisco Peace Rallies the Porn Clown Posse handed out balloons reading PORN CLOWNS FOR PEACE and MAKE SMUT NOT WAR. We have renounced the use of greasepaint, choosing only water-based whiteface to protest war for oil. But spastic times call for spastic measures.

So the Porn Clown Posse is marching on Washington DC.

On Sunday April 27 and Monday April 28 the Porn Clown Posse will distribute leaflets of peace at each monument in our nation's capital. We'll drag our butts on the White House lawn. It's been said, "Honk if you don't want war." Porn Clowns honk with bullhorns.

While there, we'll take a meeting with George W. Bush (confirmation still pending). We'll take a "meeting" with George W. Bush's young daughters. We hear they're twins! Laughter is the best medicine for the sickness of war and what's funnier than clowns? Porn Clowns. We'll convert the Bush family into lovers, not fighters. And if we do make it back, we'll post extensive photography and audio recordings of our experiences on www.pornclownposse.com

Clowns, like monks, lead a humble existence, but we do need money for travel costs. The White House is suspected of locating in Washington DC simply to stay as far away from the Porn Clown Posse as possible. This will not stop us. We're bringing Mohammed the Clown to the Mountain. So to speak. We need money for plane tickets and rental clown car costs. And while several of the clowns fast on weekends, the weaker clowns do require a humble food allowance. We're donating our money, time, insight and star-power to the cause.

Even a penny would get you listed among the supporters on our site and email updates, but the more you can give the more we can splat a pie in the face of war. Once you see a Porn Clown for Peace, you can't un-see it. The media will magnify our message of the senselessness of violence and destruction to any country, including our own.

Stowaway in spirit:
If you would like your specific message of peace handed out as a leaflet and posted on our site, please email it to knotty@pornclownposse.com. If you know people in the Washington DC area who would like to meet us or offer table scraps or a place to stay please forward this page.

Thank you,
The Klowns of the Porn Clown Posse:
Achtung!
Flambeau
freekBALL
iKandi
Knotty
Normal
Ouchy
Rawkstah
Ropesy
Rugburns
Schmutz

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