How *did* she get her name...you ask?
Well, get comfy and experience the floof of orange tutu in your face as she gingerly places her legs on either side of you and unabashedly rubs her knees raw.
You get the polka-dotted picture.
Yes folks, you too can be inducted into the Church of Dry Humping.
Rugburns's also been known to recite raunchy haiku, proudly display her fuchsia bush, don diapers while sucking on juice-spouting nipples, play leapfrog on vineyard lawns, and slap the poo out of willing subs.
"Wanna Play?"
