[Knotty to his friends, but Knot to be confused with other Knothead Klowns]
Say it out loud!
Knot the Clown!
It's like getting a dog named "Stay" to come. Knot the Clown lives in the tangle of denial. He wears fingerless rubber gloves thinking to keep extra, super, hyper, ultra sanitary while choking the rubber chicken that protrudes from his clown shorts. It is not yet deduced why he frequently proclaims non sequitur battle cries like:
"Pervert the innocent!"
"Full throttle; no rudder."
"Another Poignant Epigram."