(Freak for short)
Usually UV, stubbornly water based, nauseatingly spotted face paint reminding all of the dreaded green klown spot disease, harder to eradicate than herpes and certainly more contagious! Freak loathes santa to a fault, has a growing desire for splosh and a propensity fordanger, spontaneous flames usually causing club ejection.
Overindulgence is the name of the game, shooting for the pretty place, seeking intimate moments, all the while screaming "Klowns are food", "sleep when you are dead", "fuck food" and...
"PLAAAYYYAAA!!!"